if i were an artist, i'd look like this.

if i were an artist, i'd look like this.
if i were an artist, i'd look like this.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

none.

once, there was a big, black, monster.
he had yellow teeth and smelled stinky. he was bigger than all the houses and everyone called him 'Prince' instead of 'Monster,' but no one really knew why.
he used his big yellow teeth to chew up a thousand kittens, and yell a thousand lies.
he yelled, "i will love The Lady Who Bleeds Glitter until the day i die!"
she whispered, "sometimes i hate you."
she ran up a diamond hill. she ran so far away that most of her minions wouldn't even follow her anymore.
"find me some babies." she said quietly to the loyal ones.
they went and did as she had commanded. they came back pulling two large bags of the babies. The Lady Who Bleeds Glitter sliced them open, and ripped out their fresh, tiny, bones.
she made them into wind chimes, and slid back down the diamond hill. Monster Prince was in his Hay, Stick and Stone Castle when she returned. he was pouting a sad pout.
she hung up the baby bone wind chimes all around him, then sucked in a deep breath and blew as hard as she could. the chimes began to make a lovely sound, and Monster Prince dried his damp eyes. the Lady Who Bleeds Glitter kept blowing until his Hay, Stick and Stone Castle came down all around them. she stared at him after she had run out of breath.
"sometimes i just want for you to whisper to me." she said.
"okay." he said back.
the minions turned the crumbled castle into sunshine dust, then threw it into the sky so it would make a rainbow. The Lady Who Bleeds Glitter and Monster Prince mixed up the rainbow, and liquefied it into rainbow juice.
they shot the juice into their veins.
they painted their bodies with it.
they lived happily in it, until it drowned them.
and all was well.

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